ODERUS URUNGUS ISSUE’S NEW PROCLAIMATION OF HATRED
Humans, it is I, your Master, ODERUS, lead singer of the most violent band
in metal history, the mighty GWAR, with the latest update on our progress in
the destruction of your world! We are pleased to smugly announce our
continuing ravaging of North America shall continue throughout the fall and
winter of this year, as GWAR joins the first ever “Viva La Bands” tour,
hosted by everyone’s favorite troll, Bam Magera! Yes, apparently Bam didn’t
get enough of our abuse during our appearance on his show, and begged us
(while he was hung over a vat of boiling urine) to join a line-up that
includes CRADLE OF FILTH, C.K.Y., and more!
You are COMMANDED to attend and grovel in the presence of your infernal overlords,
GWAR, as we extend our mastery to even more flaming venues across your world and inflict more
suffering and pestilence upon a deserving nation!
GWAR will tour with the “Viva La Bands” tour throughout the fall, and then move on to destroy even
more cities in a final frenzy of touring that shall bring to a close the “Beyond Hell” tour cycle.
Stay tuned for dates, times, and free crack!
GWAR lives!
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